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Spank your children, for the sake of America.

I must admit, that I am concerned about the future of America. I look around and see our society being changed into a coddled, overly-sensitive, overly-protective and spoiled society with an inflated sense of entitlement. Instead of hard work, people expect hand outs and free insurance. Instead of taking responsibility and enacting change with their own hands, people would prefer to whine and complain. Instead of doing independent research, they simply believe what they are told. And in recent days, instead of being patriotic and supporting America, people wave the flags of other nations and speak in contempt of our own, all while continuing to take advantage of the benefits of this great nation.

I believe this is because American society has failed to properly raise our children with the basic tenets of discipline and respect. They lack perspective and take for granted all of the liberties and freedoms that this great country provides.

So please, America, I plead to you: spank your children. Raise them with discipline. Give them a healthy fear of authority, a respect for the law, and make them work for their wants. Make them understand that these rights and priviledges that people so easily flaunt were earned though blood, sweat and tears, and that no one should take them for granted. Maybe we can fix this before it’s too late.

P.S. For those of you who dont have common sense, which is an alarming amount of people these days, spanking does not mean you should beat your children. It means to give them discipline through consequence.

Teens in US T-Shirts Sent Home on Cinco de Mayo

At least that’s what happened Wednesday to five sophomore boys at Live Oak High School in Santa Clara, Calif. School administrators deemed their conspicuous American flag apparel “incendiary” and likely to provoke fights on a day when many other students were permitted to don the red, white and green designs of the Mexican flag in celebration of that country’s heritage.

“They said if we tried to go back to class with our shirts not taken off, they said it was defiance and we would get suspended,” NBC Bay Area quoted Dominic Maciel, one of the students sent home.
http://www.aolnews.com/article/california-high-school-students-in-us-t-shirts-sent-home-on-cinco-de-mayo/19467684

WHAT THE FUCK. Nevermind the fact that this is a blatant violation of these children’s rights to freedom of speech, nevermind that these children often wore patriotic apparel on other days, but why in gods name would it be offensive to wear patriotic clothing in a school in AMERICA?!!

It is incredulous and retarded that the school would have the nerve to believe that it is inappropriate for students to take pride in their country, ON ANY DAY.

Just because it is Cinco De Mayo means I cannot celebrate my country too? That’s incendiary? We’ve gotten to the point that we’ve coddled our children and society so much that we can no longer even be patriotic? That’s un-fucking-believable and you have got to be shitting me.

Police: Man Awakens To Intruder In Bed With Him
Fontana told police he was sleeping and felt someone get into bed with him. Fontana said he thought it was his girlfriend coming to bed, so he called out her name.That’s when he heard a deep, male voice respond, “No, it’s not.” Source: http://www.wpxi.com/news/22863511/detail.html

There isn’t much to say. You could’ve been raped. In the butt.

So i was watching this video today, which was pretty neat. By design I feel this aquarium was made to give humans a perspective into life – that we are small compared to this world and that nature is majestic. You sit at the bottom of this giant ass aquarium and cant help but be overwhelmed by its size.

But of course, some tree-hugging-pita-peta-fuckwads had to ruin it with their comments. They cant just enjoy life, but rather they have to go around vomiting their bullshit upon others. Sure we can protect our valuable resources (which is the whole point of conservations and how they raise money for awareness). But the idea that humans should stop eating meat or fishing or raising food is ridiculous. The day you can convince all animals in nature  to become herbivores will be the day I will consider not eating my 32oz-bone-in-medium-rare-prime-rib-steak. God get over yourselves.


It better be about a god damn bengal tiger raping the shit out of someone.

There are some 18,000+ articles about Tiger Woods in 2010 so far. There are two things that need to be said:

  • Dear Mr. Tiger Fucking Woods: Please shut the hell up and stop bringing it up. Just when I thought I wouldn’t have to hear about your horn-dog-problems anymore, you just had to go have a press conference and just remind the world all over again. I mean, its cool man – you deserve it. Frankly I think anyone who has become a pro-athelete and made billions deserves to do whatever the hell they want, with whoever the hell they want. You gone-done-earned-it.
  • Dear Press and Media: WE DONT GIVE A DAMN ANYMORE. PLEASE STOP WASTING MY LIFE. What is with all this attention? Ya’ll are racist or something…obviously against asian people.. because I know for damn sure you dont give this much media attention to any other black athlete that is having an affair, and we know theres a metric fuck-ton of those… So it must be because hes an blacasian.

Fuck.

“Now, the American Academy of Pediatrics wants foods like hot dogs to come with a warning label — not because of their nutritional risks but because they pose a choking hazard to babies and children.” Original Article: http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2010-02-22-1Achoke22_ST_N.htm

Are you fucking kidding me. I don’t even know where to begin. Maybe something along the lines of, uh, chew? Sometimes you should let natural selection run its course here folks. If your kids are too young to know how to chew… what the fuck are you doing trying to ram a hotdog down their throat?

“No parents can watch all of their kids 100% of the time,” Smith says. “The best way to protect kids is to design these risks out of existence.”

Oh please, please do design risks out of existence. Can we design out sharp pointy things, electricity, fire, all chemicals, dangerous animals and retarded parents too?  …got to be shitting me.

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