It better be about a god damn bengal tiger raping the shit out of someone.
There are some 18,000+ articles about Tiger Woods in 2010 so far. There are two things that need to be said:
- Dear Mr. Tiger Fucking Woods: Please shut the hell up and stop bringing it up. Just when I thought I wouldn’t have to hear about your horn-dog-problems anymore, you just had to go have a press conference and just remind the world all over again. I mean, its cool man – you deserve it. Frankly I think anyone who has become a pro-athelete and made billions deserves to do whatever the hell they want, with whoever the hell they want. You gone-done-earned-it.
- Dear Press and Media: WE DONT GIVE A DAMN ANYMORE. PLEASE STOP WASTING MY LIFE. What is with all this attention? Ya’ll are racist or something…obviously against asian people.. because I know for damn sure you dont give this much media attention to any other black athlete that is having an affair, and we know theres a metric fuck-ton of those… So it must be because hes an blacasian.
Fuck.
