“Now, the American Academy of Pediatrics wants foods like hot dogs to come with a warning label — not because of their nutritional risks but because they pose a choking hazard to babies and children.” Original Article: http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2010-02-22-1Achoke22_ST_N.htm
Are you fucking kidding me. I don’t even know where to begin. Maybe something along the lines of, uh, chew? Sometimes you should let natural selection run its course here folks. If your kids are too young to know how to chew… what the fuck are you doing trying to ram a hotdog down their throat?
“No parents can watch all of their kids 100% of the time,” Smith says. “The best way to protect kids is to design these risks out of existence.”
Oh please, please do design risks out of existence. Can we design out sharp pointy things, electricity, fire, all chemicals, dangerous animals and retarded parents too? …got to be shitting me.